4.5.11

THE DEATH OF DETOX & DISCOVERY OF ROSEMOUNT BOTANICALS

Okay, so I broke detox.

Yes, I am disappointed. Yes, I genuinely thought I was going to make it!

But hey, let's not dwell on the negative, let's focus on the positive here! And there is a positive, believe it or not. I found the World's Best Wine. To help explain how this came about, read the transcript of my thought process below...

Scene: Rosemount Bar at Fashion Week - meeting friends before a show
Day: Monday 2 May
Time: Approx. 11am
My thought process: Ohhhhh I see Rosemount has a new wine range, Botanicals. Pity the Sav Blanc is only available in that Botanical flavour. If you don't want the Botanicals Sauv Blanc you can opt for non-Botanicals Chardonnay. Yuck. Anyway, I'm on detox, woo!

Scene: Rosemount Bar at Fashion Week - after client's show
Day: Tuesday 3 May
Time: Approx. 5pm
My thought process: Amazing show! Now, time to write a post show release while my photographer loads the pics onto a USB for me. Screw the media room, that place is a shit fight! Hmm... the Rosemount Bar! [Heads off to Rosemount Bar. Pulls up a chair and table in the corner. Enter sexy bartender offering wine.] Ohhhh why not? I've been working hard. It'll take the edge off and help me write quicker. Hmm, Chardonnay? Yuck. I'll try the Botanicals Sauv Blanc. Mmm, delish! Sip slowly Sara! A drip feed is all you're getting, you're on detox!

Scene: Rosemount Bar at Fashion Week - missed a show
Day: Wednesday 4 May
Time: Approx. 4pm
My thought process: 
Damn it! Since when does Fashion Week run on time? 
It IS the end of the day. I HAVE been working hard. Lie. I've been in client meetings and shows all day. RUBY wants to stay. SHE has been working hard. WE deserve a drink. [Heads off to Rosemount Bar. Finds bunch of friends.  Bondi boys. And Juzzy. Love her.] 
Definitely staying, definitely having a drink. All I can think about is that Sauv Blanc. MUST. FIND. BOTANICALS. SAUV. BLANC. [One. Two. Three later.] Time to head back to Bondi, shower and rug up. Or should I go to Burrito and Revolver with everyone? 
Hmm...

Hahaha I was never good with temptation. BUT! I didn't go out. Thankfully, because everyone who did is in a world of pain today. Not me! Nuh uh! Winning!

Anyway, back to the little wonder potion! I googled it, and here's what I found...

"The floral and tropical aromas of this Botanical Sauvignon Blanc are lifted by a delicate lemon sensation and balanced by the spicy herbal influence of elderflower. A light and refreshing style with generous flavour and balanced sweetness on the palate."

I stole that from the Dan Murphy's website where it costs around $15 a pop.

My translation...

Rosemount Botanicals Sauvignon Blanc infused with lemon and elderflower is ridic. You'll find yourself at the bottom of the bottle within the hour because it tastes like lemonade and goes down just as easy (I blame that on the elderflower). It's chic, modern day Passion Pop. West Coast Coolers eat your heart out.

Try it, and thank me later.

2.5.11

"THE IMPORTANCE OF DETOXING" BY JESSICA AINSCOUGH

Up until a few years ago, my beautiful friend Jess was one of my party pals. That was, until she was diagnosed with cancer. This is her contribution to my blog about the importance of detoxing...

I have had a long, complex and, up until just over a year ago, faithful relationship with alcohol. We fell in love when I had my first taste of a West Coast Cooler aged 14. Things got really heated when I was 15, 16 and 17, during the period my parents regretfully tout as “Jessica’s Binge-Drinking Phase.” What parent doesn’t like being called by the coppers while they’re in fancy dress at a toga party after their daughter has just been arrested for underage drinking in public? And resisting arrest? 

When I turned 18 and was legally permitted to drink, we had a slight (and I mean slight) cooling off period. I was in my first year of uni, had a steady boyfriend, and liked to stay home and play house. But then when things with the boyfriend ended, alcohol and I picked up right where we left off, and we welcomed a few other recreational substances into the relationship. 

After I finished uni and moved to Sydney to start my first real job as a social reporter for Nine to Five magazine, my courtship with booze matured. I was introduced to the wonderful world of complimentary champagne and cocktails and started drinking four or five nights a week. I still managed to make it to work the next day though (apart from one particularly fun party thrown by Social Diary where I threw up on the way to work and was forced to turn around and go home). It didn’t matter how trollied I got the night before, work was priority. Plus, there wasn’t usually anything a greasy bacon and egg roll couldn’t fix.


This all feels like it was another lifetime ago, and if you saw the way I live now you would swear I’m talking about someone else all together. Someone like my close friend and former party pal, Sara. Or one of the countless other PR and media people living the dream and feeding themselves a diet of champagne and canapés on the social circuit. This was me, until I was forced to change.

In 2008 I was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, and after realising that the only way to reverse and manage my disease was by overhauling my diet and lifestyle, I had to start living very differently. As much fun as it is to reminisce about the good old days, the point of this post is to alert you to the importance of detoxing your body. 

We all have issues with our health, whether they come in the form of cancer, some other diagnosis or even something as seemingly unimportant as bad skin or constipation. I come across so many people who have trouble pooping. And if you can’t raise your hand for anything now, chances are you will in the future. That is unless you perk up, listen to what I have to say and start treating your body with the respect it deserves and needs to carry you through to your grey-hair years.

Don’t freak out, I’m not going to tell you to stop drinking or to give up all of your favourite foods. I’m also not going to recommend doing a two, three or even seven day detox where you would usually go back to indulging in old habits straight after. There’s no point in that. I’m just going to give you some tips and hints for balancing the bad with a whole lot more good. These are things you can integrate into your daily routine, so that when you do indulge it won’t be so bad. Your liver, kidneys and other vital organs will be given the support they need to cope with the myriad of unpleasant substances forced upon them. Doing things every day to cleanse your body will provide you with more energy, reduced headaches, weight loss, clearer skin, less bloating and a clearer, more focused mind. Among many, many other benefits.

Here are some things you can do to help clear out the gunk:

·      1. CHOOSE WINE. Particularly organic or biodynamic wine with no added sulfites. Wine is a lot easier on the liver than hard liquor like rum and tequila. Your next best bet is vodka.

·      2. EAT MORE WHOLE FOODS. You will eliminate a whole host of liver-straining toxins from your diet by switching from processed and packaged food-like substances to fresh vegetables, fruits and whole grains. It may take a little longer to prepare, but there is a bigger price to pay for convenience than you may think.

·      3. START YOUR DAY WITH A TEASPOON OF ORGANIC APPLE CIDER VINEGAR IN WARM WATER. The unique acids in apple cider vinegar can bind to toxins and help the body eliminate them more effectively. Another way apple cider vinegar aids detoxification is by breaking up mucus throughout the body and cleansing the lymph nodes to allow for better lymph circulation.

·      4. TAKE A MILK THISTLE SUPPLEMENT. This herb has awesome detoxifying and liver protective qualities. Research has shown that Milk Thistle can protect against some severe liver toxins.

·      5. DRINK DANDELION/CHICORY ROOT TEA. This stuff is so good for your liver. It stimulates the flow of bile (a good thing when it comes to helping your liver out), acts as a blood purifier, decreases inflammation and cleanses the kidneys.

·      6. LOAD YOUR PLATE WITH PLANTS. All of the important, liver-nourishing nutrients your body needs come from plants. Particularly cruciferous vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussel sprouts, radishes and green leafy veggies like spinach, bok choy, kale and mustard greens.

·      7. DRINK FRESH VEGIE JUICES AND SMOOTHIES. The easiest way to inject your system with a nice, big dose of detoxifying nutrients is through fresh juices and smoothies. With juices the fibre is removed and with smoothies it is broken down, so the nutrients are delivered practically straight into your blood stream.

·      8. SOURCE A GOOD QUALITY VITAMIN C SUPPLEMENT. This vitamin is a powerful antioxidant for the liver and it reduces toxic damage caused by chemical overload. It also helps the liver to regulate cholesterol levels and improves immunity. It is much better to get vitamin C from our food, but because this important nutrient is destroyed by heat, many of us are deficient. Bottled, pasteurised OJ doesn’t count I’m afraid.

·      9. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING ON YOUR SKIN. Commercial cosmetics and self-care products are usually loaded with toxic chemicals, all of which are absorbed through your skin, scalp and nails and are delivered into your blood stream and through to your liver. These are added poisons we just don’t need. Try to source certified organic, all natural products.

·      10. MAKE FRIENDS WITH COFFEE ENEMAS. Enemas are nothing to fear, so you can go ahead and unclench your butt cheeks. Coffee enemas are probably the best and most efficient way to detoxify your liver. Click HERE for more enema information.

Bio: Jessica Ainscough is a Sunshine Coast based writer, blogger and holistic health coach. She is the founder of the online natural health sanctuary, The Wellness Warrior (www.thewellnesswarrior.com.au). In her spare time, Jess can be found on her yoga mat, on her meditation stool, at her juicer or in the bathroom.

100 DAY DETOX

I started detox on Tuesday 26 April 2011. The detox was an idea initially agreed on by me and my good friend Matt Saville. Matty and I both work for Beach Haus. I do their PR, he DJs there, and we both do a fantastic job of destroying ourselves until at least 4am most weekends. We both wanted to change for the better. 

Further down the track, another chap I know challenged me to make it 100 days of detox with him. I accepted, on the condition I received three "pass outs". Why three? Roughly one for each month. Really? Because I already had three occasions lined up that I'd require them for. My girlfriends said I was setting myself up to fail because they doubted it was possible. I didn't understand why they thought it was so unrealistic, until I actually sat down and worked out just how much alcohol I drank. 

On any given week I would consume an average of around 20-30 standard drinks. Mid-week my evenings consist of work events, social occasions, dinners, birthdays, catch-ups, and meetings. And if I have the odd night off, I think nothing of cracking open a bottle of wine or a cider and enjoying it at home. Add to that my weekend benders and you've got yourself the healthy little appetite of an alcoholic (I'm not really, but it sounds like it). 

I don't drink destructively. I know this because I don't wake up wanting to slit my wrists or hating my life. I do, however, get angry with myself for wasting a whole morning sleeping! I don't get messy either, I should point that out. Okay I love to pretend the coffee tables at Beach Haus are my own private podiums, but I can still balance on their slippery 30cm surface which says a lot! (That I have incredible balance, perhaps?) I really just enjoy the taste of alcohol and the social element of drinking.

Anyway that said, last week my dear friend Liz sent me this for a laugh...


I don't smoke by the way! Ew!

Enter, detox...

It's Day 8 for me today and so far I've had just one Cosmopolitan and two Smirnoff Mules (at a music festival when I thought I was going to use a "pass out" but ended up deciding against it), a Bloody Mary (accidentally, because I actually asked for a Virgin Mary!) and a glass of Chandon (come on, it was a baby shower and even the mum-to-be had one in her hand!). We're still firming up the rules of the 100 Day Detox but I'm pretty sure if I donate $100 to our chosen charity (to be decided) then they don't count. That's what I'm sticking with anyway...